10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- It's Free To Fold...
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders