10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine