10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe