10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.