10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Welcome to kicker school
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.