10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.