10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.