10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.