10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.