10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd