10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?