10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die