10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
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