10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."