10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'