10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.