10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- It's Free To Fold...
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Fold and live to fold again