10 Random Poker Quotes
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- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders