10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is for fat, American losers.