10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson