10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.