10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Welcome to kicker school
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "No river, no fish."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.