10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.