10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Welcome to kicker school
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- im going to 2 out you to death
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers