10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.