10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!