10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?