10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."