10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!