10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "No river, no fish."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion