10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.