10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.