10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim