10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Welcome to kicker school
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."