10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson