10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright