10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"