10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom