10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fook the floosh droo!