10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05