10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Those eggs smell delicious!