10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.