10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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