10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is for loners.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Never educate a stupid poker player.