10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.