10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!