10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm