10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.