10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."