10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for loners.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.